1,2,8 Μυρτώ η Kreayshawn.

bogusjake:

when ur running down the stairs with no bra on

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@nickiminaj: The QUEEN, could never thank you enough.

@nickiminaj: The QUEEN, could never thank you enough.

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lampsarepeopletoo:

sweet-bitsy:

v4rd:

please watch this it’s 6 seconds long

If I am ever upset send me this video. It is scientifically proven that this video will cheer me up no matter what. I have been sobbing in the middle of the night and I STILL LAUGHED when I saw this video. This video is everything I hope to be in life.

is it just me or does the voice sound like plankton

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3 days ago

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

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owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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transyoite:

tinytrees:

no one wants to be equal to privileged people

we want to dismantle the system that gives people privilege in the first place

so stop yr whining like “how can u say want EQUALITY if u dont kiss cishet ass 24/7??”

i have so many people i want to force to read this post

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3 days ago

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

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3 days ago
bioloyg:

lilreem:

me: come sleep overguy: yesme: sike *friendzoned*


What a lovely Christian bed

bioloyg:

lilreem:

me: come sleep over
guy: yes
me: sike *friendzoned*

What a lovely Christian bed

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3 days ago
baconbits:

bestpersonon:

wantonforwontons:


So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

Why does’t this have more notes

Some people are truly amazing.

Wtf y this nigga got all that bread and can’t even do math sus

baconbits:

bestpersonon:

wantonforwontons:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

Why does’t this have more notes

Some people are truly amazing.

Wtf y this nigga got all that bread and can’t even do math sus

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svftghetto:

juangsb:

H-Town in my cup

🔪👼 soft ghetto 👼🔪

svftghetto:

juangsb:

H-Town in my cup

🔪👼 soft ghetto 👼🔪

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svftghetto:

bitch-stole-my-swag:

therealleaah:

XIV


💸🈹Ghetto-Babe🈹💸

🔪👼 soft ghetto 👼🔪

svftghetto:

bitch-stole-my-swag:

therealleaah:

XIV

💸🈹Ghetto-Babe🈹💸

🔪👼 soft ghetto 👼🔪

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